your computer is so special its a genius. therefore it is outcast by society and shu up in tyhe closet never to be seen again....until that one faithful day when that closet door is opend to reveal that years of lonely ness and solitude has turned it into 73H 3BI1 C0MPU73R 0F M0RFUM4X, the computer that only loves

it is out to kill you all in a swift judgementalfury of hate and big wet doggy kisses!

this summer....the biggest action film of all time...is coming...double the action, GET DOWN...triple the excitment, AH THEIR STEALING MY GEORGE FORMAN GRILL...more of the excitment, GET DOWN AGAIN...a story so epic it has to be told in a movie that is so long that it parrallels the titanic, yet its gentle enough for the kids...not really.........only to be veiwed in IMAX 5-D big very big...big huge and big huge big and big!...Directed by Quentin Terrentino...written by Robin Williams...starring actors such as, Chris Rock as Jaayya the gay gnome prostitute-"Nigga Please", Bill Clinton as -"I did not have sexual relations with that woman", a peice of grass i found outside my house-"yeah...the grass cant really talk", Cole McGee as the fat guy next door-"I SHALL DEVOUR YOU ALL WITH ONE BITE WHERE YOU SHALL LIE IN MY STOMACH FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!", and some homeless guy that lives in the subway!!-*hic*"Can i have some moneys, i need to buy booze....what...at least i was honest"

this movie not shown in all theaters, prices and participation may vary, side effects of this movie may include...vomiting,death,astigmatism,blindness,death,suffocation,cronic constapation, cramps, muscle spasms, heart failure, diabeties, HIV, siphilis, gonnorhea, HPV, dry mouth, permenant brain damage, a blackout in the entire state of Africa, blood loss, anal seepage, death, bloody nose, stigmata, athsma, some disease ive never heard of, getting mauled by an angry bear, murder in the 5th degree, death, bhronncitis, VD, the clap, genetal herpes, ringworm, tapeworm, heartworm, plain ol' regular worm, death, choking, suicidal thoughts, homocidal thoughts, dhiarea, death, and in rare cases....death! please dont see if this movie if your pregnant or about to become pregnant. please dont see this movie if your a mental patient or about to become a mental patient. women shouldnt smoke especially women over 35. please contact your doctor if you begin to gain weight, or begin to get a rash in certain parts of your body, pirmarily your face and or eyeballs. if you do die because of this movie you should contact a teacher or adult as soon as possible. if any of the above things happens to you before, while, or after veiwing this movie it is not our fault and we cannot be sued in any way, shape, or form. thank you.