Cobalt Metal wrote:

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Why did you start this post?

Why not

 Why am i not smart?

Because blood can't get past the clogged arteries to your brain

 Why will the voices in my head not stop?

because i didn't tell them to stop

 Can i have 5 dollars?

yes

 Why does Guildwars not charge a monthly fee?

guild wars has 4 servers, WoW has a lot

 Is Guildwars better than WoW (yes)?

(depends on your preferences for games)

 How do i get one of those cool pictures under my name?

go to profile and then avatar

 How many words do i know?

10

 out of breath *passes out*

you passed out because you don't have 4 honors classes

 

  

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Graemy wrote:

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no he passed out because of the clogged arteries duh i am on at 11:49 because i have nothing better to do and i had coffee ice cream

 will you give me 5 dollars

no

 why is colbalt fat

he doesn't have 4 honors classes

 why hasn't god struck colbalt down

he's our punishment

 why am i the antichrist

because you aren't the antichrist

 why is grac racist

because grac hates white people 

 why don't you give me 5 dollars

because i love my five dollars

 why is martha stewart giving me five dollars

 that isn't Martha Stewart

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Graemy wrote:

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ok i have some new questions

Why God?!!?  

why don't black people have a prophet to god

what are you talking about, jesus is black

why is buddha fat

he doesn't get enough exercise

why doesn't cole turn into 8 buddhas

because he isn't indian

why is martha stewart hot

i broke up with her... 

why david use the holes in the cheese for other things than looking throught them

you spelled through wrong 

why did david say our teacher had big tits

dot dot *****dot

why is david stupid\gay\pervertedly nasty

to punish us 

why don't i shoot him oh wait never mind i am second in line

cut, you can be first 

who is first in line to shoot david

don't know

why is george bush the antichrist

 because he isn't

why is johnny racist against racists,white people,asians,muslims,everyone and their mother

he's negative nancy  

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Graemy wrote:

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why is johnny a negative nancy

because he's negative

 why is johnny negative

because of the three laws of robotics

 why is johnny not jesus

because he isn't

 why is david dumb/bad words

Hebrewddha didn't bless him

 why is hebrewddhism awesome

because it's Hebrewddhism

 go hebrewddhism hebrewddha blesses all except david

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