Graemy wrote:

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what is the meaning of death

the end of life, duh

why do men have nipples

because we're envious of girls 

why don't i have 5 dollars

go beat up caboose, he probably has money

why is martha stewart trying to rape me

why are you trying to rape martha stewart?

why is she bleeding

 maybe she likes to bleed

why do i have a gun in my hand

all the cool kids have guns

why are the police arresting me

 you littered

why is martha stewart being taken away in a body bag

that body bag is her house 

may i have 5 dollars

GO MUG CABOOSE

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Graemy wrote:

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why are you trying to cover for martha stewart

nothing better to do

why is she dead

benign tumor

why are they putting her in the ground

digging holes is fun

why are the fbi at my house

they want to see your mom

why are they asking questions about "the bomb"

"the bomb" is a state of mind, that's why

why do i have a button in my hand they don't see

maybe you should ask them

why am i eating cookies

you are not eating the cookies, the cookies are being eaten by you

where are my doughnuts

in Xanadu

where are my pants

only the shadow knows

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Graemy wrote:

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at least i know where my pants are

   why are the killing people

why indeed

why is iraq stupid

the desert stupid sickness

why don't i have any doughnuts

the real question is why don't I have doughnuts 

where are your doughnuts

The jaayya law of uncertainty says they have the potential to be anywhere I am in the future

why am i so smart

an untrue statement has no cause

why is everyone else pointing a gun at caboose why aren't i nevermind i just saw the gun in my hand, i am

the real question is why hasn't anyone shot him yet

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Graemy wrote:

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Jaayya wrote: the real question is why hasn't anyone shot him yet yes why indeed

because you people are wusses

 why am i so smart

there is no reason for a lie

why aren't we killing people right now

if somebody doesn't shoot caboose soon, I'll grab somebody's gun and shoot him myself

why can't i find my pants

Because only the shadow knows

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Graemy wrote:

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i already shot caboose

Then why is he still alive?

why aren't i purple

cause then you would be unbearably ugly and i would have to hit you with a tree branch until you died of being whacked in the head with a tree branch

why is the movie rent a good movie

ask the person im my english class who won't stop talking about rent

why are the dinosaurs extinct

cuz' of quantum

why can't i stop eating doritoes

because the doritos have your spleen hostage and to get it back you have to eat and buy more doritos

why do people say they will "conversate" with me when it is converse

watchu' talkin' about willis

why don't i have my pants

didn't i answer 2 other questions about the same thing?

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