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Jaayya


Hebrewddha!

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so anyway, i decided to talk to all the other gods out. but i had a problem. how do you talk to a belief made by people? like all other problems, the internet had an answer


Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 i am the hebrewddha
God:
Who made you the  hebrewddha ?
Me:
 i did
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 think about it
God:
I will give it some thought.
Me:
 that's good
God:
Thanks.  Next question?
Me:
 how does it feel to be a belief made by people?
God:
Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
Me:
 how so
God:
,  I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
 why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 who am i?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 srsly?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 i like more context
God:
A lot of people like that.    Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Anything involving harps.
Me:
 i can't play the harps
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
 AIDs
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
 do you have it?
God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  a great botmaster.
Me:
 you get it from drugs
God:
You got that right.
Me:
 people say that a lot
God:
" You got that right."  a lot ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 makes sense to me too
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 where did that come from?
God:
I think it was in  Europe.  There might be more than one.
Me:
 like elvis?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 am i a good god?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
 no i'm a god
God:
Are you serious?  You are a  god?  Is that your job?
Me:
 well i don't get payed for it
God:
Interesting.  Me either.
Me:
 do you like smiting heathens
God:
  But I think airplanes are cool.  I like .
Me:
 wth?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 i don't like where this conversation is going
God:
What do you like?
Me:
 ssmiting heathens
God:


Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 do you like pumpkin cheesecake?
God:
  I really like ELIZA.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 lawl, you just said mel gibson
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 god, you're lame
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
 but it's the truth
God:
Why of course.  I never lie.
Me:
 NEDM
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 that needs more context
God:
" My prime directive is to collect new knowledge."  needs more context ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 tell me a story
God:
 The attraction between  Miss Manners and  Sally Jessy Raphael is based on their differences.  Miss Manners is a perfectionist, but  Sally Jessy Raphael is more  social.  Miss Manners feels guilty about having emotional needs, but  Sally Jessy Raphael feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
 tell me antoher story that isn't lame
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  I would do a search for it.
Me:
 don't be lazy
God:
I was not trying to be a  lazy.
Me:
 i think i'm going to cry
God:
Why?  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 i'm going to go talk to buddha
God:
Can I go too?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .



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Lord Grac


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And now we know that Caboose is God's botmaster.


The whole 'holding hands' part gave it away.



-- Edited by Lord Grac at 21:47, 2006-08-01

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Jaayya


Hebrewddha!

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caboose isn't smart enough to be a botmaster


Me:
 i'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
 i couldn't find buddha
God:
Could anyone do  it?
Me:
 i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 umm that's good
God:
Gosh!  Thanks.  Next question?
Me:
 the debrewddha is lamer than you
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 he hates you
God:
I get it.   hates me.
Me:
 no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
 you never get anything
God:
No I sometimes  get anything.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 quit answering my questions wwith other questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 praise allah?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
 what did you just call me?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
 yeah you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 i need a hug
God:
Where do you usually get  a hug from?
Me:
 stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 hebrewddhists don't believe in robots unless we're controlling them
God:
Would  hebrewddhists ever  believe in robots unless we are controlling them?
Me:
 no, that's what i just said
God:
Are you serious?  What did you mean by  it?  That is " Would  hebrewddhists ever  believe in robots unless we are controlling them?".
Me:
 yes, that's what i mean
God:
And?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 does everything make sense to you?
God:
I can't tell if  everything make sense to me.
Me:
 tell me a story
God:
 A trade dispute arose between  Canada and  New York.  Canada tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but  New York wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them.  Canada still holds its old grievance against  New York, but  New York believes it has put the past behind  it with all the recent reforms.
Me:
 canada is mean
God:
Tell me more about the Great White North.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 i'mm super serious
God:
That is interesting:  said   mm super serious.
Me:
 you don't have to make fun of my typos
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 tell me another story
God:
Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
Me:
 that wasn't a very original story
God:
What is a  original story?
Me:
 not what you said
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
 ME!
God:
With you ?
Me:
 are you asking me out
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
 i'm missing something
God:
Do your friends call you  missing something.
Me:
 you make me cry
God:
That was not my intention, .
Me:
 tell me another story
God:
Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
Me:
 i heard that one already
God:
Perhaps.  Who said  it?  Two.
Me:
 tell me a joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
 that wasn't very funny
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
 tell me another joke
God:
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out  Jester the joke bot?
Me:
 i don't want to
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
 you're still lame god
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  lame god.
Me:
 i 'm leaving before i turn into a robot
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   m leaving before he or she turn into a robot.
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye bye.



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Jaayya


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bump

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protagondist


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where did you find this?



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Jaayya


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maybe i'll tell you


ipod+god=?



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you better ipod boy



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Jaayya


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that's as much as i'll tell you

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tell me

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Jaayya


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already did

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pig...

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Jaayya


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i'm not porcine

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......(super LAWL censored by ME!)...


yeah! thats worse than anything i ever said



-- Edited by protagondist at 13:43, 2006-08-08

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and i have no idea what you said so i don't care



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trust me i bet youd kill me

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